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Saturday, January 21, 2006

Looks are deceiving!!

Since I have to work on Saturdays for 12 hours, I decided to write about something I wanted to talk about for a long time.

Back in my previous company, I met this one receptionist at work. She seemed like a sweet, innocent type person, but I wasn't interested in her. We usually see each other in the elevator, but I made no effort to start a conversation her. She was very popular with other employees. Every guys talked about her, and bought her presents. The funny thing is, she has no idea who is sending her presents.

One day I met her in the elevator again, and she started to talk to me. I had no idea she was associated with this one "Sukebe Oyaji" who I would call him Mr. Flute. He's by far the most interesting friend I'd have. I took him to Thailand with me, even though he was already married. Not like he has a good marriage anyway. She started to talk to me for the 1st time, "Didn't you take Mr. Flute to Thailand?" I replied, "Yeah, we had a great time!" Actually in my mind I was thinking, "Who the hell are you? Why would hang around with a SUKEBE like Mr. Flute?"

Anyway, she asked to have dinner someday with me and Mr. Flute. So we did. By judging her appearance, she seemed like a sweet, quiet girl. It wasn't until we had dinner. None of us were drinking, but when I was drinking my Coke, she began making extremely disgusting gesture. She asked me, "Is this the right way to do oral sex?" Then the Coke was coming out of my nose. For the 1st time, I have never seen any woman make such gestures at a dinner table. She asked me what a woman needs to do to satisfying a man. I was thinking to myself, no wonder she hangs around Mr. Flute. She makes him look like a Cherry Boy and Mr. Flute is a real big SUKEBE. For all those men trying to have dinner with her, they are in for a big surprise. Since most of the men at work, were pretty much dorks (OTAKU) type guys. Too bad they will be really disappointed when they are way out of her league in the sexual standard.

I wanted to take her to my friend's Indian Restaurant, because I wanted her to freak some of my friends out. If you see her, you would never imagine she would make such gestures. I ask Mr. Flute to take her to my friend's restaurant, but he told me that she just got engaged. Well I joked around with him saying that she will definitely make her husband happy.

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